Tongue-in-cheek Quotes, Logical twist & point to ponder

Tongue-in-cheek Quotes & Logical twist & point to ponder By Dr. Sohail Ansari

Conceived and worded by DR Sohail Ansari (originality of concepts and originality of words).

He believes that there can never be a zero scope for improvement and appreciates criticism if it is not for the sake of criticism. By Dr. Sohail Ansari

Conceived and worded by DR Sohail Ansari (originality of concepts and originality of words).

He believes that there can never be a zero scope for improvement and appreciates criticism if it is not for the sake of criticism.

Tongue-in-cheek Quotes

Ø A lawyer proves that he can cheat by cheating a judge into believing he can’t.

Ø This great book has two parts: the part that has artistic merit is not original; the part that is original has no artistic merit.

Ø No teacher learns to teach, they simply learn by teaching.

Ø No politician had ever tried to do anything wrong, but that is what they say ‘Man proposes and God disposes’

Ø The recent novel of this great writer reflects conviction on his part that theorizing can not capture realities as he in this novel truly finds out an after life by dying himself.

Point to ponder

Ø Intellectuals of Muslim world are prophets without honor. This is highly instrumental Westernism that suggests to western mind that ‘No two men can think alike, therefore, all contributions of non-European scholars are derivative, though the work every non European scholar which anticipated the work of European Scholar is original, it did not actually inspire the work of any European scholar’. 

logical twist

Statement:

1.     I happened to have the acquaintance of a politician who warned me against trusting politicians. ‘They always tell lies and who can know more than me as I am politician myself.’ I thanked him for his advice but said that in the light of what he had said I had no intention of believing it.

 A logical twist: For discounting advice, he implicitly relied on it.

Statement:

2.     I happened to have the acquaintance of a politician who warned me against trusting politicians. ‘They always tell lies and who can know more than me as I am politician myself.’ I thanked him for his advice but said that in the light of what he had said I believed it.

A logical twist: For relying advice, he implicitly discounted it.

Statement:

3.     One man requested me, ‘never ever believe what I say’ and then said, ‘do not believe me’ I said that I had no intention of not believing him.

A logical twist: For accepting request, he rejected it.

Statement:

4.     One man requested me, ‘never ever believe what I say’ and then said, ‘do not believe me’ I said that I believed him.

A logical twist: For rejecting request, he accepted it.