Funny Quotes,Fallacy Of Paraphrasing &Complex Fallacies

Funny Quotes,Fallacy Of Paraphrasing &Complex Fallacies By Dr. Sohail Ansari

Conceived and worded by DR Sohail Ansari (originality of concepts and originality of words).

He believes that there can never be a zero scope for improvement and appreciates criticism if it is not for the sake of criticism.

Fallacy of Paraphrasing

Statements:

1          Some judges are non-convicted felons; therefore, some judges can be the part of the bar because no member of the bar can be a convicted felon.

2          Team has 11 players and all players are professionals.

3          More students of grade A were having lesser correct answers than actually reported, therefore, students having correct answers must have been lesser than actually reported.

4          More people buy, more chances people have.

Reproduction (paraphrasing) of above statements to share form but not validity.

1          Some judges are members of the bar. No member of the bar is a convicted felon. Therefore some judges are not convicted felons.

2          No professional can be a part of a team, therefore all professional are the part of a team.

3          More students of grade 8 were having lesser correct answers than actually reported, therefore, students having correct answers must have been lesser than students having wrong answers. / More students of grade 8 were having lesser correct answers than actually reported; therefore, non- reported answers were more than reported ones.

4          More people buy, more people have chances.

Complex fallacies:

·         No good man can call any man bad; none is bad unless he calls anyone bad.

·        If yearly expenses of a library are more than the total cost of books library maintains so library must be closed.

·        That it is impossible to take credit of foretelling the future is easily demonstrated. If one keeps himself the knowledge of unknown so one buys his claim of knowing it already when event takes place, and if he predicts so prediction makes knowledge of unknown wildly known and when event occurs as foretold everyone claims that he has already known it.

Funny Quotes

·        Charismatic personality always needs new haters as the old ones begin before long liking him.

·        True piety is so overpowering that Satan instead of tempting its possessors is tempted into doing good deeds.

·        Spelling mistakes of a boss are always committed to improve proof reading skills of subordinates.

·        Incentives can not attract unless they are attractive. Incentives government offers to promote literacy among adults are so attractive that majority of children are waiting to grow up.