Complex Fallacies, Funny Fallacy, Points To Ponder & Quotes

Complex Fallacies, Funny Fallacy, Points To Ponder & Quotes By Dr. Sohail Ansari

Conceived and worded by DR Sohail Ansari (originality of concepts and originality of words).

He believes that there can never be a zero scope for improvement and appreciates criticism if it is not for the sake of criticism.

Complex fallacies

·        His claim to be the father of an idea is evidenced by many testimonies, testimonies can not be credibly challenged but claim can be.

·        If punishment is intended to stop the repeat of a crime, there can not be any punishment for attempt on one’s own life.

Funny Fallacy

·        One who is laughing is not necessarily a happy man; therefore one who is not laughing is necessarily a happy man.

Points to ponder

Gauge of ‘True religion’

·        No devotee of any religion wants to go to paradise as he is already there. If all religions are right, then none may be or one of all must be. Religion that guarantees eternal bliss must have truth predicated on the assumption of an order of supra-empirical reality; and must have as well capacity to deal with the reality of ‘life situations’ as they confront men and society. Reality of life situations is all that concerns those philosophies which reject supra-empirical reality and since that and that alone is the reality which philosophers see from different ‘vantage points’ in their social structure, their ideologies are ‘relative true’ only with respect to that reality. Religion devoid of the capacity to deal with the reality of ‘life situations’ is too divorced to social structures to be meaningful.  

·        For those who interpret religions apart from all other considerations for their own needs religion is nothing if not permissive of their practices but religion itself if permissive becomes nothing. 

Quotes from “P”

Patient

·        Doctor learns about patient through examination and attendant through words of patient.

·        Doctor can not satisfy mother because for a doctor child is only a patient.

Perfection

·        Perfection is impossible as everyone has the vices of his virtue.

Perfect bastard

·        Finding the perfection in everything leads to difficult challenges. Fidelity of spouse creates a bastard but finding a perfect bastard needs assurance that no part of his belong to husband.        

Perfect perfume Ad

·        Perfume ad must have you smell like someone else instead of yourself so that you can experience the world of glamour portrayed in it.

Perfect teacher

·        One becomes the perfect teacher on a day when in guiding students away from problem he guides them away from solution.

Philosopher

·        Pursuit of philosopher for answer often ends up in finding that question was wrong. 

·        Common man is in problem if he has a problem, and philosopher is in problem if he has no problem.

Popularity

·        One can become popular because of program but program can only become popular because of him if he is worth the program.  

Porn

·        Porn only greases the wheel for the less commercial book as justification of it goes; but as a matter of fact, in most cases it is the wheel itself.

Poor

·        Appearing poor has its own benefits. You are always requested to accept than to give denotation.

Possession

·        As possession grows older and older, it grows less and less valuable in monetary and more and more in sentimental terms. 

Politics

·        Politics is all about creating scary scenario to obtain votes for not allowing it to become scarier reality.

Politicians

·        Every politician gains acceptability for his lousy ideas by making others seem lousier. 

·        Politicians see the destitute as their main audience because they know that only thirsty follows mirage.

·        Politician can stand for something if his ideas are in charge of his politics not vice versa.  

Posthumous fame

·        Having only posthumous fame means birth after death and death before birth.

Power

·        Power is the capacity to shape reality in one’s own image and by one’s own lights.

·        Absence of power is real if it is not due to the absence of will to exercise it.

Prediction

·        Right response to the prediction of catastrophe makes prediction appear exaggerated at the end.

Problem

·        Man often fails to deal with the problems of woman and so does woman as man just does not know what he does not know about woman and vice versa. 

Priorities

·        Personality can be analyzed by the way one conceives his priorities.

·        One does not change with change in priorities but with change of priorities. 

Practicing Muslim

·        Neither being in the world nor of the world is the attitude of hermit; and being in the world and of it is of hedonist; and being in the world but not of it is of practical Muslim. First two attitudes are opposite to each other and third attitude is opposite to first two.  

Problem

·        Most of our problems are because of buying things we do not need by selling things we need.

Purpose of life

·        If learning the purpose of life never becomes the purpose of life, then we too often end up with too much money and no idea what to do with it.