3rd Interesting mail from one RA

 A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first. Anonymous -

Waiting for this RA to laugh

Thank you for giving me respect, 

By your tone and language, people will know your level both academic and mental. you have many times named me as RA. you need to correct this thing, i am not RA. you need to check my contract order, it will help you to understand clearly.  

Why you named Respected Dr Tayibba, as is there any comparison, again you need to clear this thing. Dr Tayyiba is beyond your level and calibre. She enjoys the good reputation, she is very much kind and humble. 

now, again do not call me RA as i am not RA, you are continuously defaming me but still, i respect you, which even you do not deserve. 

Rameez and Shoab please help

Why you named Respected Dr Tayibba,

The question of yours ‘Why you named Respected Dr Tayibba’ indicates that once again you failed to understand because of your poor English previous mail. I reproduced the previous mail below in blue writing and request you to ask either Respected RA Rameez or Respected RA Shoab to translate into Sindhi or Urdu so that you won’t need to ask: ‘Why you named Respected Dr Tayibba’, both Rameez and Shoab know wonderful English and they will be kind enough, I believe to translate for you.

I warn you to explain the reason for calling PHD scholars from Government sector universities ‘Dummy Doctorate’ immediately; otherwise I will forward your mail to all PHD scholars (dr liaquat and Dr Tayibba included) of SBBU and then you know what will happen.

Previous mail:

Is Pervez Hoodhboy a prophet? So that he can never lie and can never speak nonsense? As you have not only quoted him but also have urged to read his article; therefore, you must believe him and I, for the sake of, a discussion agree with you. So here we are: Pervez is perfectly right. If Pervaz is right and PHDs are Dummy Doctorate so what about Dr Tayyaba as she and I have done PHD under same supervisor and from same university.  Kindly mail me and let me know the status of Dr Tayyaba. Dr Tayyaba thinks as I do that she is competent enough to be PHD. But all of sudden she will know as I know (and I am grateful to you for that) that we are dummies.

‘as is there any comparison, again you need to clear this thing. Dr Tayyiba is beyond your level and calibre’

Once again above lines are grammatically incorrect. Anyhow whether there is any comparison or not is none of you business.

How one non- MPhil can compare two PHD Scholars? You feel free to compare two RAs as you have been the long serving RA of SBBU. ‘Dr Tayyiba is beyond your level and calibre’ It is certainly beyond one Non-MPhil to compare two PHDs

‘You have many times named me as RA. you need to correct this thing, i am not RA. you need to check my contract order, it will help you to understand clearly’

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First official web site of university needs to correct this thing. Official web site speaks everything. Anyone can visit a link below and find out that neither academic qualification nor any status such as lecture or RA mentioned. Word in-charge indicated that post is temporarily held and that is also taken now,

I reproduced the content of official website below:

http://www.sbbusba.edu.pk/pages/MS_fac.html

Mr.Ahmed Ali

In-charge Chairman

Former HOD EJAZ informed me once that you had failed in written exams held 2016-2017 for the post of lecturer ship. IF it is true then I think failure was justified.

Someone from admin side told me about the rejection of your form for the post of lecturer ship for 2018 on grounds that you were not MPhil.

If you were already lecturer so why you appeared or applied for the post of lecturer ship?

Any how suppose Ejaz and a man from Admin are wrong. You are not RA so what you are?

You have many times named me as RA. you need to correct this thing, i am not RA. you need to check my contract order, it will help you to understand clearly’

Why do not you tell what is in contract? Neither Website tells about your status nor you tell what contract order has.

Suppose contract order says you are lecturer; so as you are a man of HEC so you must not accept it because HEC requires minimum MPhil for the post of lecturer.

Now you say not to call you RA and you cannot be lecturer so what to call you.

Let me tell you one interesting story. There was a camel. Camel all of sudden, began asking people not to call him camel. Now people were surprised as camel was to be called camel and began asking camel what to call him then.

I request you to tell me what to call you then. As long as you do not tell I call you Mr Nobody.

‘now, again do not call me RA as i am not RA, you are continuously defaming me’

Can anyone be defamed by being called RA? Is RA an abuse?

If you believe so then you must be by your own standard the most defamed and abused person of SBBU because you started your career in 2014 as RA and I as you are not MPHIL so must be RA by now.

‘By your tone and language, people will know your level both academic and mental’

My all mails are simple reply. You do not know how to correspond to Phd Scholar. I am a teacher of your teacher. Your age is less than my experience but it seems that you are grown up in much uncivilized area.

‘i respect you, which even you do not deserve’. 

If I do not deserve so why you respect me? Further I do not need the respect of one who does not have any respect himself.

I again attach a file titled “Explanation,’ and wait for you to reply

For your information I have posted this file on my blog. My blog is the famous blog of Google that has more 30000 readers all over the world. As it is quite famous, you need no link to open it: write just Dr Sohail Ansari blog on Google and it will open.

People are really enjoying it and I had so far three interesting comments.

I am going to post soon all our correspondence on blog and I will highlight you grammatical errors in English.

What should be the tile of that post?

1)  English disqualifies one to be a teacher

2)  A man defames Sindh university by his English

3)  Teachers of schools know better English.

Or any other.

You can post you reply on blog as well.